Christine Baranski

As

Thelma

Jean Smart

As

Holly

Rex Linn

As

JayJay

Jay O. Sanders

As

Leroy

Barnard Hughes

As

Beaumont

Ellen Geer

As

Frances Unger Melnick

Doris Belack

As

Blanche Madison Povitch

Alice Ghostley

As

Esther

Peggy Miley

As

Millie

Rebecca Schull

As

Wanda

Florence Stanley

As

Hattie

Estelle Harris

As

Flirting Woman

Joaquín Martínez

As

Truck Driver

Amy Yasbeck

As

Stewardess

Francesca P. Roberts

As

Passenger

Amy Parrish

As

Computer Girl

Liz Torres

As

Maria

Myles Jeffrey

As

Little Boy

Earl Boen

As

Fred

Ron Harper

As

Jack

Edmund L. Shaff

As

Ralph

Alfred Dennis

As

Morton

Peter Renaday

As

Justice of the Peace

Daniel Zacapa

As

Lead Cop

Cliff Bemis

As

Dance Partner

Frank Roman

As

Bellman

Matt McKenzie

As

Pilot

Heath Hyche

As

Policeman

Irene Olga López

As

Cafe Waitress

Jerry Rector

As

Detective #3

Martin Grey

As

Immigration Officer

Lou Cutell

As

Abe

Joanna Sanchez

As

Passenger

Catherine Paolone

As

Passenger

Charlie Brewer

As

Beau Lotterman

As

Red Neck Bar Guy (uncredited)